Party!

We Centauri are famous for many things - and a great many attributes, some of which are more important to the grand scheme of things than others - but one thing which has never changed throughout the greatest time of the mighty Centauri Republic to our more recent stint as a tourist attraction and then the era which I feel too personally connected to to name was, is, and shall ever be our reputation for throwing the greatest parties in the galaxy. There has never been such a thing as a dull Centauri party. Granted, some of our parties might not be survived by all the participants, but no one who has ever been guest to a Centauri party has ever complained of dullness.

With this in mind, dear friends, I present something which I have no doubt will be useful to a great many of you, yes?

LONDO MOLLARI'S GUIDE TO ORGANIZING THE PERFECT PARTY

( Guidelines to be found here )